#OlehProblems: Shabbas

I don't live in tel aviv. I wanna go to tel aviv on the weekend and go to the beach, and galavant through the streets. The taxis are way to expensive, so im stuck in this whole I live in because busses don't run on saturday. #olehproblems

OlehProblems: Taxis

One night after I first made aliyah, I just wanted to take a quick cab in Tel Aviv. I was lazy, and didnt know my way around. The cab driver acted all nice, and he's like yeah, 40 shek. I said okay why not. He drove around for 15 minutes and dropped me off. I later found out it was like a 4 minute walk. #olehproblems

#OlehProblems: Vodka Shots

At a bar I ordered a shot of vodka.
Fine, I'm over the fact shots are actually sips -- but what irked me is the fact the shot glass was chipped and when I took the shot my lip got cut from the broken glass which caused me to bleed.
Probably have some horrid disease from Tel Aviv's Florentine, but the bar tender thought it was silly. #olehproblems