#OlehProblems: Girlfriends

It took me nearly 4 and a half years to get an Israeli girlfriend. By the time I left to go back to America 8 months later, she had moved into my place, spent all my money, ate all my food and left me miserable to the point I moved back to America in part to get away from her. The kicker is, that now I figured out how to fuck Israeli chicks but lost my ability to do so with American ones...#olehproblems