#OlehProblems: The All Knowing Israeli

I'm an immigrant from America, and I can't stand how Israelis have to pretend that they know things about America when they don't know shit...
""Ah, yes, so, ehmmmm, you are from New York?""
""No, not all Americans are from New York. I'm from Ohio""
""Ah, is that in Miami? My cousin lives in Miami.""
""Yeah, no, I said Ohio""
""Yesh cusiot sham?"
#olehproblems